We soon find our hero, Jim, in the perils of society
look at this guy, he just looks like an asshole. Fuck off dude, quite staring at me you british deutschbag...
mmm...he's not exactly my type but i guess i'll have to add him to my collection of "People that i kill then turn them into dolls"...wow i sure am weird and gay...maybe its because i'm british?
Oh no watch out!
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh no! my...my gayness meter has gone off the deepend oh god i've wasted my life following in the footsteps of the one they call "Bill Wheaton!" NOOOOO!
Suddenly....
You fuckin idiot...where the fuck is the bus?... (sigh)..goddamnit...
oh no! where am i? sometype of foreign dimension? oh no who are you? Dr. Doom? what kind of name is that (british laugh) no wait! ahhhhhh!.....
Uh oh kids! looks like our friend Stuart the clown is in trouble with the law again!
Why hello officer Mcgrady! can Interest you in a novelty balloon shaped like an animal? (annoying clown chuckle)
Now is not the time Stuart. look i'll get down to the point. We've been having recent complaints about you harassing people in this park especially at night? Is this true Stuart?
What a shock!
Hey Hey! well i guess it kinda is officer. you wanna know something though? hehe i'm not even a clown! i'm just a sick, disturbed man who dresses like a clown to harass people huh huh!
Alright thats enough out a you buddy! i'm takin you in you twisted little fucknut! there gonna like your kind in prison haha hope you like ass poundings shithead!
All in a day's work!
well as you can see from the bulge in my pants, i enjoy the company of men, what can i say hah!
hmmmm....after i shoot this guy i think i'll probaly get a donut...no..no...i got take a crap first yeah i'll take a crap then get a donut...hehe yeah.....
