Jim Vs. British pedifile

Author: r0nin7

Date: September 11, 2003

by r0nin7
9-11-03
We soon find our hero, Jim, in the perils of society
look at this guy, he just looks like an asshole. Fuck off dude, quite staring at me you british deutschbag...
mmm...he's not exactly my type but i guess i'll have to add him to my collection of "People that i kill then turn them into dolls"...wow i sure am weird and gay...maybe its because i'm british?
Oh no watch out!
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh no! my...my gayness meter has gone off the deepend oh god i've wasted my life following in the footsteps of the one they call "Bill Wheaton!" NOOOOO!
Suddenly....
You fuckin idiot...where the fuck is the bus?... (sigh)..goddamnit...
oh no! where am i? sometype of foreign dimension? oh no who are you? Dr. Doom? what kind of name is that (british laugh) no wait! ahhhhhh!.....