All comics by radrianwest

 

by radrianwest
4-28-14
Welcome to McHungries, how might I Mcfeed you?
Hi, I'll have a Mchambuger, no cheese with extra pickles and a side of Mcfries.
What the fucking fuck does this honkey asshole piece of fucking shit want?
This cocksucker wants a meat sandwhich no yellow square, extra dick pickles and some fuckass potato sticks.
That will be $4.
Thanks buddy.

 

by radrianwest
4-28-14
My all time favorite, Shaq Fu...
Hey old man! What game are you playing?
You are fucking pathetic!

 

by radrianwest
4-28-14
I would sell my soul to get out of this cubicle.
That can be arranged.
So, do you like want to listen to some Rammstein or something?
Nope

 

by radrianwest
5-01-14
Ou est le Proff?
Do you think he knows how to conjugate trash bag?
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the rustling of my ces tun Creative Loafing...
You can do this Kalli, just say something....anything at all...
July is the month of the valcano, en Fran Say!

 

by radrianwest
5-06-14
So no foolin? This is a legit time machine?
Oh Yeah, best darn time machine in town!
It can take me anywhere I choose to go and at any time period throughout history?
Yeah, yeah! Just step right in and let your wildest imaginations come to life....
TODAY'S TOP STORY... Handsome young hippie found fondled to death by a Christopher Llyod impersonator in the back of a Dairy Queen freezer...
Tragic Karen, just tragic.

 

by radrianwest
5-06-14
What would you like for dinner tonight Vegan Jesus?
I think I'm in the mood for a big ass salad.
Lettuce prey....
....
I'm sorry Vegan Jesus, that was in poor taste.
God damn it Jean, guess who just stamped their one way ticket to Hell? Nah, I'm fucking with you, just make the damn salad.

 

by radrianwest
5-06-14
Psst! You don't happen to be GloryGloryHolelujah, do you?
Can't say that I am, but that is one hell of a moniker.
Really, it's not you? I mean, you fit the description to a tee. Plus you are just casually hanging out in a truck stop men's room shirtless.
Sorry kid, I sure hope you find what you are looking for...
Wanna make a cool 7 bucks?
When in Rome...

 

by radrianwest
5-06-14
Mom, we are out of Sunny D!!!
That's funny, it's 2014, nobody has been dreaking Sunny D for years.... That's funny, I don't have any kids...
I probably need to lay off the LSD....
I'm going to need you to quit thinking and get your sweet ass to bed lover

 

by radrianwest
5-07-14
Boy, sure is hot out today, isn't it Vegan Jesus?
I was like literally sweating my nuts off on my walk over here.
Yeah, it's a good thing that this church is prayer conditioned!
Jesus Fucking Christ Lester, I'll see to it that you'll never see your family again! Nah, just joshing you, it is rather warm out.

 

by radrianwest
5-07-14
Thank you for taking me to Led Robster Vegan Jesus!
My pleasure Harold, I hear that the bread here is the bomb diggity. I just need to get my hands on some jelly.
You do know that the forbidden fruit creates many jams...
You've gotta be fucking kidding me... Guess who just contracted tuberculosis??? No worries, just ribbing ya. Now where is that waitress.

 

by radrianwest
5-07-14
Sure is a gorgeous day for the beach Vegan Jesus.
If you're gonna take your shirt off, might want to put on some sun screen.
You do realize that exposure to the son will prevent burning....
You've done fucked up Mitchel, I'm gonna rip your eyes out and feed them to the birds.... nah, I like your jib, here's some SPF 80.

 

by radrianwest
5-08-14
Oh hey Vegan Jesus, congrats on the new job here at the DQ.
I appreciate that Norman, can I intrest you in some ice cream? We have tons of new toppings to choose from.
You know, Dairy Queen isn't the only place with awesome Sundays...
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Don't knock them til you try em.... They are pretty fucking fantastic. See ya Sunday.

 

by radrianwest
5-15-14
Good morning to you Vegan Jesus, I gotta ask ya, what's your favorite movie of all time?
Well Tabitha, I am in stitches every time I watch Sister Act 2.
That's quite odd. I could have sworn that it would have been, The Good Son...
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I would drop your fat ass off the edge of a cliff so fucking fast... nah, we're cool. I do fancy that movie as well.

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