Gotta Get Back in Time

Author: radrianwest

Date: May 6, 2014

by radrianwest
5-06-14
So no foolin? This is a legit time machine?
Oh Yeah, best darn time machine in town!
It can take me anywhere I choose to go and at any time period throughout history?
Yeah, yeah! Just step right in and let your wildest imaginations come to life....
TODAY'S TOP STORY... Handsome young hippie found fondled to death by a Christopher Llyod impersonator in the back of a Dairy Queen freezer...
Tragic Karen, just tragic.