DEAR MAXIMUMROCKNROLL: YOU ARE BAD MEANIES BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY FRIEND'S RECORD! I HATE YOU AND I HOPE ARWEN CURRY SUFFERS THE SAME AS TIM YOHANNAN DID!
SIGNED, LARRY LIVERMORE
Dear Larry: Punk Planet licks every ball known to man. Sincerely, George Tabb and Mykel Board.
