A Pervert In a Pear Tree.

Author: redbrute

Date: December 17, 2004

by redbrute
12-17-04
Christmas is a time of 'giving' for this old perv.
O.k. Blitzen, I'm just going to jump down this chimney, and rape...er I mean leave some presents for little Johnny...
I'm not a reindeer and my name's not Blitzen. Just get on with it you fucking nonce.
What the fuck is this? A golden retriever with stick on antlers?
Yup. I'll let you have the full story if you suck on my lipstick?
Who-ho-ho. Let's get out here before he comes round..er.. I mean wakes up. EH?! ER..WHERE'S MY..ER..'REINDEER'??
(Burp), I'VE JUST SUCKED IT DRY YOU GOD-FILTHY CUNT!! (gulp) YOUR BRUTE-EVIL FIDDLING DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!!!