A TREE FUCKER'S TALE.

Author: redbrute

Date: January 25, 2005

by redbrute
1-25-05
One Tree-evil morning.
Hey Man..... Peace. We're protesting about the plans to make a new concrete footpath through these woods.
And why don't you want a path going through the woods you long haired, LSD munching, tree-fucking cunt?
Tree-awful.
Er..Well because, it would like totally upset the tree spirits, man.
Have you also considered that it might make this a convenient place for rapists to converge of an evening?
Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little bump and grind!.
Wow man, like, I TOTALLY didn't think of that.
Which is precisely why it is I and not YOU who has just escaped from Broadmoor while serving 12 years for R&B! Now young man, show me where this path might lead...