Bench.

Author: rennaT

Date: January 7, 2007

by rennaT
1-07-07
Why, hello there Bench. How are you feeling today. I do hope you're feeling well. I certainly am. I had a terrible inching in my left lung when I woke up this morning but it seems to be fine now...
... I've terrible trouble paying the bills these days. The wife and I don't know what we'll do if I don't recieve a sizable bonus this year. Last year, we just barely made it by and that was without..
... so the doctor said that if I felt I couldn't bear the pain in my kidneys anymore, I should come in and see him and he'd remove the stone himself. You've been awfully quiet, Mr. Bench. You alright?
If I had wrists, I'd slit them.