Alpha - Charlie

Author: rennaT

Date: January 29, 2009

by rennaT
1-29-09
I once knew a girl who put two lego blocks in her vagina and, when she took them out, they were joined.
I knew this girl who could put 15 Windows 95 floppy disks and a Compaq Presario in her vagina, and when she took them out, it was installed and configured.
I knew this girl who could put a Robo Sapiens in her vagina, and when she took it out, it was a real boy.
I knew this girl who could put 5 East Asian diplomats in her vagina, and when she took them out, the PRC recognized Taiwan as an independent nation, and North Korea was opened to foreign trade.
I knew this girl once who could put an NES controller into her vagina, and when she took it out, she'd done a 11-minute Super Mario Bros. speed run.
I knew this girl once would could put a penis into her vagina, and when she took it out, she thought I loved her.