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| I like my video games like I like my liquor. Hard and lasts all weekend. | |
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| I like my video games like I like my Laura Secord. Mysterious but easy to cheat on. | |
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| I like my Presidents like I like my 40s Western film actors. White and incomprehensible. | |
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| I like my Presidents like I like my Nobel gases. Stable and unintimidating. | |
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| I like my women like I like my tea. Hot and bitter. | |
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| I like my women like I like my liquor. Infrequent and unsatisfying to all involved. | |
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