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| There once was a cave full of rhinos. The rhinos lived in peace and harmony. They were a fun loving community. | |
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| The rhino king was a great leader with a manly man's beard and he also carried around a big axe that he used to cut salami. | |
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| All the rhinos loved their habitat. But a buch of emus were over throwing them. This made the rhinos catch a sevre case of diarrhea. | |
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| The emus came over to kill all the rhinos but the cave was full of diarrhea so they could not get past (all emus are allergic to diarrhea) | |
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| All the rhinos celebrated by throwing new-born babies off a tall building. | |
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| (this story is so good that even those two old guys from the muppet show would give it a good review) | |
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