Story Time: My dog

Author: retard

Date: January 3, 2004

by retard
1-03-04
My dog was asleep and I was really bored so I started slapping him for no reason. He got mad and told me to stop. Then I was like "Ahhh! My dog is talking!"
Then my dog beat me up. He kicked me really hard then laughed at me.
The end.