Burdorff's fantasy--notice he has hair

Author: rickward

Date: February 28, 2001

by rickward
2-28-01
I went down to the computer lab during break and mailed the scoop about 100 Neos in Matrix 2.
But the Canadian bastards at Coming Attractions didn't believe me, so your email to Ain't It Cool News made it on the net first.
So this makes you my bitch, no?
*resigned sigh* I hope you at least brought vaseline.