Rick reveals his shallowness in another poorly written strip

Author: rickward

Date: February 28, 2001

by rickward
2-28-01
So...just out of curiosity...what about me turns you off?
It's physical.
I knew it! You shallow bastard! I don't know why I ever wanted to get to know you in the first place!
Your eyes are all weird--they never look at the person with whom you are speaking.
I don't know whether to feel righteous or to see my doctor.
And I apparently can't open my mouth.