Never say in two words what you can say in thirty three.

Author: rizafein

Date: May 19, 2003

by rizafein
5-19-03
The sad part of this one is that this actually DID happen today at work.
I need you to put gas in this can for me.
Sure thing. How much?
Oh yeah like I know what she considers too much. Oh and for those of you who assume all cans should be filled fully. Some people use gas in equipment that requires a specific gallon count for oil mix.
Well... I need enough to mow my lawn a couple times, but not too much.
O...K...
Bet you saw this coming didn't ya?
So how about you put it to this line on the can, and we can call it enough.
Next time just say fill it you moron. Your pointing at the top of the can.