Hooked on illiteracy worked for me.

Author: rizafein

Date: May 29, 2003

by rizafein
5-29-03
Ahh I see your done filling my tank. Thank you.
Yes ma'am, all done. Here is your credit reciept.
OK, great.
Have a good day.
OK, now at this point she has looked over her car, the pump, and read her reciept.
Ummm, how much did it come to anyway?
I am not going to say it. I am not going to say it. I AM NOT GOING TO SAY IT!