The Adventures of Rooty Volume 1 - A Quest Begins

Author: rooty

Date: August 9, 2004

by rooty
8-09-04
Rooty is surfing the internet...
FRELLING BANTHAS! Dark Nest? Coruscant Nights? Who makes these titles?
Ring Ring! Ring Ring!
A disturbing phone call...
I'll pick up the phone.
Pay us 1,000,000 credits...or we will call Aaron Allston's trilogy ATTACK OF THE CHEESE
Rooty faces a dilemma...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uh...you're supposed to start on an epic quest to save Aaron Allston's post-NJO trilogy...