The Adventures of Rooty Volume 6 - Mission Briefing

Author: rooty

Date: August 10, 2004

by rooty
8-10-04
The fanboys come up with a plan...
Alright, Generic Fanboy #1138, go over the plan one more time.
Um...we reinact the duel from A New Hope? But with breadsticks?
"No...sigh...alright, first you create a diversion by claming to have your hands on an advance copy of Republic commando."
Woah! Look at those damn fool Geonosians die! PITY MY WRATH!
Ar...let me see that...ar...you're playing it all wrong! DON'T SHOOT THAT!
Little does Rooty know that the enigmatic Mr. Bad has bugged the asylum!
INCOMING TRANSMISSION... "Meanwhile, I'll escape through the window, while the army is too busy watching you play the game. Simple!"
Haha! Rooty you won't survive this one!