A Confederate War Hero

Author: ryutsuba

Date: September 17, 2001

by ryutsuba
9-17-01
In Dray's basement...
The Confederacy rides again! Weehaw!
What in the sweet ever-loving hell is going on?!
General Jackson gave me orders to march on this here town, and I aim to do it!
...the Civil War ended over a century ago. You lost.
Oh... hellfar... really...?
Really. Oh, and you're made of pewter. That's not normal.