Interview With the Christ-Child

Author: ryutsuba

Date: September 17, 2001

by ryutsuba
9-17-01
Dave interviews Jesus for the paper...
So, when did you learn you were the son of God eh?
Well, it's just sort of... one of those things you know. Like how to breathe, or how to duct tape a fish to a piece of bubblewrap without damaging either object.
...what?
You're making fun of me aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
No... uhh... I... gotta go... Jesus... sir...
Watch your back funny man!