The DCI Is No Laughing Matter

Author: ryutsuba

Date: September 18, 2001

by ryutsuba
9-18-01
Wizards of the Coast's legal department...
Ok, long story short, back before you controlled TSR, I had a cushie job as a logo decoration. I'm begging you to find it in your heart to give me a position at WotC!
What about your old job? Would you want it back?
Would I?! Of course! Hell, I'll do anything for another warm logo spot!
...anything?
You losers! Unban Tolarian Academy!
Daah... the DCI is not at liberty to uhh... uhh... consider your position at this... juncture... god these rocks hurt...