i'm the immportant one around here!!!

Author: samus_aran

Date: July 17, 2004

by samus_aran
7-17-04
Oh no ted is a ...a....a......
I'm Ted but some wizard fucker turned me into a big fat geek who plays videogames all day long and i can't go out without stoping by a video game store!!!
yo, look you freak me out ted take off the suit ok..i'm tired!!!
Sex..what the fuck..no i don't want sex..i want my burger.....
thats tweenty two fifty....
What the fuck is up with that!!! you are fuckers with no name!!! I can't pay that..i just got back from shopping at Wal-mart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats a good place!
these people are fucking wasted oh look i can see the wizard that changed Ted into a geek!!!
Oh i so want to crack! That or some slut who is drunk..so i can have some freakin' hot monket sex around here!!!!
hi i'm...jessica simpson! i'm fucking wasted so hard! I want some hot monkey sex! so much hot monkey sex!!!! I want.