Warms you right to the heart.

Author: sandinmycrack

Date: October 25, 2005

by sandinmycrack
10-25-05
Gary, maybe you should lay off the coffee you look like you havent slept for days.
No! I waited 9 Long months to use this "Number One Dad" mug, and damnit now that the baby is out, I intend on using it as much as possible!
Ok Gary. There is only one problem.
What's that?
Your baby was stillborn.
Shut up and get me some more coffee!