Mugs Hold The Power!

Author: sandinmycrack

Date: January 19, 2006

by sandinmycrack
1-19-06
Im sorry to bother you but i was brought here to investigate child abuse claims.
Thats right, I beat my kid often.
That is illegal sir, I'm afraid I have to take you in.
Maybe you didnt see my mug.
"Number One Dad"? I wouldnt be able to live with myself knowing i locked up such a good father! I'm sorry for this inconvenience, you are free to go.
Good thing otherwise i wouldnt be able to test my hypothethis "Stabbing 5 year old through the hand with a screwdriver will cause him to cry".