Number 2 Dad

Author: sandinmycrack

Date: January 20, 2006

by sandinmycrack
1-20-06
*choke* Gary ...the watercooler is broken....can i have a sip from your..mug *choke*
No way Barry, this is my "Number One Dad" mug I cant let just anyone drink from it. Besides you dont even have kids.
*choke* Yes i do,.. I have 3....kids*choke gag*
Well you obviously arent a very good one, seeing as you dont bring a mug saying how good you are to the office.
*choke*ACK!!!! I'm a great father...*CHOKE!!!*
Choke on your lies.