No Nukes

Author: sassy_emu

Date: February 18, 2003

by sassy_emu
2-18-03
One night at the gangs favorite hangout..
rissa: i'd like to be president someday...
ryan: girls can't be president! they would start blowing up small countries everytime they got pms!
rissa: no. girls dont blow stuff up generally. thats a guy thing.
ryan: well then what would u do miss president?
Rissa became president...
miss president! the chinese government has just decided to launch a weapon on our allies!
rissa: alright ya know... maaann... this gives me such a headache! ok... u know what? America isnt talking to China, that's it...