Drummers Don't Write Songs

Author: sassy_emu

Date: February 19, 2003

by sassy_emu
2-19-03
One day at band practice...
Walker: maybe we should write a song about ducks...
Lauren: shut up walker, ur the drummer, u dont write songs...
oh my...
Danny: hey maybe we should do something patriotic...
Lauren: no. i hate patriotism. ever since heath ledger died in the movie the patriot ive hated patriotism... he isnt even american! he didnt have to die!
Ryan: woah chill out, Lauren. its just a movie...
Lauren: Curse you patriots!!! And u know what? i heard Mel Gibson fled to Canada to avoid being drafted! yea... thats a real sign of patriotism!! death!! death to patriotism!!