Schlong defeats satchel—vicariously.

Author: satchel

Date: August 19, 2003

by satchel
8-19-03
Satchel, I’m leaving you.
What? Didn’t I satisfy?
I need a man with a sharper wit, one who suspends woolen tubes from his member.
Woolen tubes? Wait a second, that sounds like...
*Knock-knock-knock*
Oh Jesus.
I hang socks from my schlong.