Choose Your New Best Friend!

Author: scarab_420

Date: November 8, 2001

by scarab_420
11-08-01
Who Would You Pick?
Well, I like sewing layers of women's skin together in a neat little design I call "The J.Lo..."
Who wants to smash me in the face with a dildo?
I set fire to mommy and daddy.
Ooh...the colors...
He's not my boyfriend. I just live with him.
I think something's been shoved up my ass. Will you check?