Lazy the Clown Does Shakespeare Again

Author: scotchromanian

Date: January 18, 2005

by scotchromanian
1-18-05
Alright, I'm gonna TRY and do Shakespeare for you... but the problem is I'm inherently lazy and fuck up the lines real easily... So I'm gonna try again now...
OK, I'm just waiting for my bus to school.
Alright, let me just get into character first... *Coughs* ...umm... "Who art thou be this knave?"... uhh... hold on, I know this...
FUCK ME!! Goddammit piece of fucking shit! Fuck it! ...Bitch ass.
My bus should be here soon.