Open Dyke Night

Author: scotchromanian

Date: January 18, 2005

by scotchromanian
1-18-05
Yeah, so yesterday I was washing my vagina... or as my four-year-old son calls it, "the place where my penis should be."
Boooooo
Yeah, and then my son walks into my room, saying he'd had a nightmare... so I let him sleep in the spot in bed next to me... or as my vagina calls it, "the place where a man should be."
Boooooo
Yeah, and yesterday I got a call from the Lesbian Comedy Club... or as I like to call it...
-- the place where your act should be.