Santa Seeks Advice on Christmas Eve

Author: scotchromanian

Date: January 18, 2005

by scotchromanian
1-18-05
Hey, Snowman, I've been thinking about whom I'm should ask to the big Valentine's Day dance coming up in February... I think I might just ask Mrs. Claus.
Wow, that's orginial...
Hey, Comet... have you ever noticed how big of a smartass the Snowman is? I'm thinking maybe I should just leave him outside this summer, as opposed to putting him in the freezer... What do you think?
I'm actually Blitzen... and I'm not going to going to answer any more of your sick questions until you feed me and the other reindeer.
Hey, Elf... I'm thinking of castrating one of my reindeer for being insubordinate. What tool would you recommend?
Santa, shouldn't we be getting ready for Christmas?