Jackass Audition

Author: scotchromanian

Date: March 2, 2005

by scotchromanian
3-02-05
What are you doing?
I'm trying to get on that "Jackass" show; there's an audition this afternoon.
Later that afternoon, at Jackass Productions...
Look at my forehead, can I get on the show?
Hahaha, faggot.
What the hell? Can I get on the show or not?
"Faggot" actually means "Yes"...now if you'll just sign across my asshole we'll fuck you in the ear... that means "Welcome Aboard"