Time-Lapse Personals

Author: seattlesque

Date: August 5, 2004

by seattlesque
8-05-04
Hey, I got your note on the personals. Sorry it's been a while, but I figured I'd just keep tabs for a while before replying.
That was over a YEAR ago. Before I was put in mental hospitals, jail, and forced on medication.
I know. I read about that on your blog.
Wait. So you wanted to be absolutely SURE I was an internet psychopath before writing?
Glaxo-Smithkline Personals: "The only way a man is going to get a reply to his ad on the internet."(tm)
Yes, I needed to be certain. I need someone exactly like you for a clinical trial.
The girl from Pfizer had a pierced tongue. What's your offer?