Incompetence is Timeless

Author: seattlesque

Date: August 5, 2004

by seattlesque
8-05-04
Time Coordinates: 2000 A.D.
corporate greed. general malice. bacon bits.
I am confident that by sending this unappealing overweight amoral robot into the future, humans will see clearly the potential of their worst attributes.
Space Coordinates: Human government headquarters
After seeing what a Dick he is, they will then think twice before disturbing our sacred burial pits!
The burial pits are saved. Any other problems for me to solve?
My skin has been too oily lately, and I think I need more exposure to the sun.