The Questionable Benefits of High Education

Author: seattlesque

Date: August 5, 2004

by seattlesque
8-05-04
The white room is a scary place...
That's the sixth bowl of shredded wheat I've eaten today.
What was it they said in school? Something about shredded wheat, and eating it?! AESW? BESW? No, no, it was NESW!
...of spontaneous reality creation...
That's N, for NEVER! Now I remember, the lesson was on giving us DIRECTIONS! I must dispose of it all before I eat another bowl!
Whew, all the shredded wheat is gone now, scattered to the four winds. I'm now saved! Unless...
...so bring your checkbook.
...unless the "directions" are a LIE, intended to usurp my power, and only by disobeying them may I liveth forever!
I MUST BUY ALL THE SHREDDED WHEAT IN THIS STORE!