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| So doctor, ummm...I have this friend, and he has a problem. I was wondering if I could talk to you about it. | |
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| A "friend" eh. Ok, but make it quick. | |
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| He's been acting strangely, and talking about himself in the third person a lot. I think he might have multiple personality disorder. | |
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| It could also be schizophrenia, is your "friend's" problem accompanied by hallucinations or conspiracy theories of any sort? | |
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| Um, that depends. Has the power elite been taken over by reptilian aliens who use mind control to turn us into slaves who talk about nothing but video games? | |
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| NOTE TO SELF: Pull ID out of wallet. If it says "Gabe", consider taking the pills instead of giving them to this guy. | |
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