Can't Pynchon Inch

Author: seattlesque

Date: August 26, 2004

by seattlesque
8-26-04
So doctor, ummm...I have this friend, and he has a problem. I was wondering if I could talk to you about it.
A "friend" eh. Ok, but make it quick.
He's been acting strangely, and talking about himself in the third person a lot. I think he might have multiple personality disorder.
It could also be schizophrenia, is your "friend's" problem accompanied by hallucinations or conspiracy theories of any sort?
Um, that depends. Has the power elite been taken over by reptilian aliens who use mind control to turn us into slaves who talk about nothing but video games?
NOTE TO SELF: Pull ID out of wallet. If it says "Gabe", consider taking the pills instead of giving them to this guy.