DVD Special Features

Author: seattlesque

Date: August 26, 2004

by seattlesque
8-26-04
[Door slams]
Um... so as I remarked earlier, these photon torpedos will never be able to escape their tractor beams, captain!
CUT! Okay, thanks. Next audition.
[Suspense-building music plays]
Ha! Ha!
Not bad... but let's see how well he holds up to the pressure of facing RIGHT...
[Uptempo music starts]
Forsooth, my love... this turbulence shalt not send thee rotating in thine grave without intervention!
Hmmm... I think we can work with this.