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| I am the ghost of non-denominational holidays future! I've come to tell you about the horrible things that happen if you don't follow my advice! | |
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| HEY!!! Doesn't this vision of an unearthly transcendent being issuing dire prophecies trouble you? | |
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| LOOK. The last time I listened to you guys they beat the shit out of me in the hospital. Now I'm a schizoaffective wreck. So scram. | |
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| Oh, come off it. Can't I possess your body and run around Rite-Aid throwing Cheetos on people? For old time's sake? | |
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| Please tell me two charcoal grills will be sufficient. | |
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