A.S.H.es to Ashes

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 3, 2004

by seattlesque
9-03-04
I am the ghost of non-denominational holidays future! I've come to tell you about the horrible things that happen if you don't follow my advice!
...not again...
HEY!!! Doesn't this vision of an unearthly transcendent being issuing dire prophecies trouble you?
LOOK. The last time I listened to you guys they beat the shit out of me in the hospital. Now I'm a schizoaffective wreck. So scram.
Oh, come off it. Can't I possess your body and run around Rite-Aid throwing Cheetos on people? For old time's sake?
Please tell me two charcoal grills will be sufficient.