Jon's New Age Seminar, Day One

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 6, 2004

by seattlesque
9-06-04
Day One: The Five Planes of Reality
First, there's the physical plane...which we occupy right now. Then there's the blue plane which is where all mental activities occur.
I can't believe I got suckered into this new age course. When they go into specifics, that's where you *know* it's a pile of dooky.
The red plane is the emotional realm, where our feelings emerge. Next, there's the plane of infinite sausage, and finally, there's Fred.
That does it. Screw your seminar, I'm not listening to this crap any longer.
I'm back! Where should I put this batch of sausage?
I can't think about that right now, Fred. I'm severely hurt and upset by what that man said to me.