Here Lies Eliza

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 10, 2004

by seattlesque
9-10-04
It was hard for me to come here. I mean, if you have a phobia of psychiatrists, who do you see for that?
Why do you think you have a phobia of psychiatrists?
Because they're basically making mechanical judgments and risking my last shred of sanity using psychoactive drugs they don't understand.
Tell me more about your mother.
Your skin just melted off, validating my fear that I'm paying $200/hr to talk to a robot.
These pills have been shown to reduce financial anxiety in rabbits. Side effects include rainbows and spontaneous combustion.