Reader Mail

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 15, 2004

by seattlesque
9-15-04
Seattlesque: your insanity-themed comics are sad, not funny. I hope your laptop battery dies so you can't make more. Sincerely, Everyone
Shall I take it to the machine?
I'll have you know that I've engineered a device which allows me to turn hate mail to electricity, so I can make MORE comics! Take THAT!
On second thought, how can this even work? Some sort of combustion process, but...it's e-mail!!!
Power's out again. Perhaps writing "Quantum Current Transformer" on a ketchup bottle isn't as effective as the dream suggested...
I knew you were insane all along. Really, I did.