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We Join the 3-Can Gourmet, already in progress.
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| ...and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how English Peas become English Peas au Saur-Cran. | |
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| Zeke, I can't help but notice that at least one, and probably two of our cans from the Food Bank are always Cranberry Sauce or Sauerkraut. | |
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| It's probably because people just toss their unused cans out of their pantry to give the illusion of charity. | |
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| No, no. More likely, the donors are concerned that the underprivileged get something from every part of the Food Pyramid. | |
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| I worked at Food Pyramid before I was laid off. Sauerkraut and Cranberry Sauce are both on the same aisle. | |
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| Oh...right...next to the Cocktail Onions. So much for my theory. | |
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