Jon's New Age Seminar, Day Three

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 16, 2004

by seattlesque
9-16-04
Day Three: Astral Projection
Today I brought this giant rabbit wearing lingerie to demonstrate the kind of thing I'm talking about with the Astral Plane.
Big Seminar Slushy Pants. McDonalds If.
The visions and words can seem dream-like. But on the Astral plane, these are actual conscious entities trying to outreach to you!
Think Sex for Alan Greenspan and Checkers Maim.
Keep in mind that they might be actively trying to freak you out.
I'll be taking a bite of that carrot in those pockets of yours, big boy.