3-Can Gourmet: The Food Network

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 17, 2004

by seattlesque
9-17-04
The 3-Can Gourmet Considers Selling Out
Lenny! You won't believe this! We just got an offer from the Food Network to carry our show!
Really? We've finally made the Big Time, Zeke! How'd this happen?!
The show's concept has tested phenomenally well with Iron Chef viewers.
I suppose it's no surprise that the Japanese respect our nimble ways of dealing with tight culinary constraints.
Not those viewers. Apparently stoners in San Francisco laugh their asses off at us between bong hits.
Forget that, then. The 3-Can Gourmet is above assaults on our dignity.