CC258: I Don't Deserve Credit For This

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 18, 2004

by seattlesque
9-18-04
Hand over ye gold, landlubber!
I'm afraid all I have is an Aspire Visa. It's kind of... bluish.
Avast! That be the card fer rebuildin' poor credit... the one with buckets o' fees and the variable APR that sinks no lower than 12.3%! That be robbery!
Look, I got divorced and had a lot of medical bills on top of that. It's all I could get.
Ye should be gettin' at least airline miles, ya scalliwag.
First she expects me to pay, and now I'm being berated. First date and it's like being married again. So much for piratepersonals.com