CC258: Pirate's Not-So-Bright Holiday Season

Author: seattlesque

Date: September 19, 2004

by seattlesque
9-19-04
Pirate Christmas.
Avast! There be an iceberg off the starboard bough!
That's tinsel, you idiot.
Pirate Halloween.
An I be leavin' this human skull ere as a warnin' to anyone who might try to plunder me treasure!
I'm a Jack-o-Lantern, you idiot.
Pirate Secretary's Day.
Aye just want to compliment ye on dictation... I likes how ye underline me "Arrr's" in red. It adds emphasizin'!
That's spellcheck, you idiot.