BTC 20: Rudolph the Red-Skinned reindeer

Author: seattlesque

Date: November 9, 2004

by seattlesque
11-09-04
You were doin' crack with Santa, and he lost it?!?! Oh, come on...like you couldn't handle him...
I don't think you understand. The guy's an animal. He ripped off my antlers, kicked me in the nuts fifteen times, threw me in the ice fields and left me there to die.
I could send that tub of lard to the I.C.U. in a heartbeat, and I can't even move.
Is that so? Well, I'd like to see you try!
I stand corrected.
Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.