CC266: Coming up next on CTN...

Author: seattlesque

Date: November 27, 2004

by seattlesque
11-27-04
Old Yeller, despite being the best companion a young boy could have, I can no longer neglect the fact that you have gone rabid.
Growl. Foam. Snarl.
Au revoir, mon frere! [BANG]
With HBO and Skinimax password-locked, all that's left is the Childhood Trauma Network.
Aaaaah! Aaaaah! I missed! Now he's got my neck! Oh God, the blood! My jugular!
Although all things considered, I have to say this remake is hella better than the original.