The Adventures of Snap-Judgment Bartender

Author: seattlesque

Date: December 5, 2004

by seattlesque
12-05-04
Everyone says you're the best, but this is a different dynamic. You've got about 15 seconds to make each drink to keep up.
I can handle that kind of volume and STILL be the great advice-giving bartender I've always been.
Here's your beer. Dump her. Next!
Um, I'm gay...
Good to see you and glad you took my advice about going back to school. Next!
I was already in school when you told me that. Can I have my vodka tonic?